A MAGICAL FUCKING PHONE?
Why am I reading a Christmas story in fucking July?
Grammar is your friend Rainbow, be good to it.
A MAGICAL FUCKING PHONE?!?!?
Ok the phone is magic and Georgie (REALLY? THAT'S NOT A NICKNAME?) has been talking to her husband when he ditched her the first time before he proposed and is just now figuring it out that it might influence the future?
Oh I am so surprised! Scrooge learned the meaning of Christmas and marriage. Of course everything worked out by doing what her husband did, which was the version she was talking to on the MAGICAL PHONE, 14 years before.
Landline gets 2 stars instead of 1 because it did make me laugh (intentionally and at ridiculousness).